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Below is text I've received and used from the threads
>"Manager I didn't get to game!" "That fuckin sucks Subaru. Did your recruiting officer tell you you'd get to play games? "Fucking A he did!" "See Subaru asked about gaming. I asked about ASMR. Guy told me I'd get to go and do all kinds of ASMR streams. What'd you ask about Suisei? Suisei probably saw that TV commercial, the one with the Chuuba who sings at Budokan then turns into a real idol. OOOOOOH costumes with a mic! That fuckin Budokan commercial man, that got so many fuckin girls. NOW LOOK AT US. Subaru hasn't streamed any games, I am half a world away from good ASMR, and Haachama is out there rolling around fuck butt Australia hunting for content in a model that smells like 4 days of cooking and shitposts. You should have rolled into Budokan with a mic Suisei. That would have fuckin rocked!

>"Most people in 4chan right now probably think of Cover as an incompetent company. Now if I were to go to /hlg/, I might get trolled. But to us, in this subreddit, Cover is pretty great. So to us, Cover is a great company. Right here. I feel pretty safe, do you feel safe? Pretty safe I guess. See? It's all relative.

Do you assure me of this?

"It'd be nice if we got some permissions for our streams and collabs. A-chan assures me they are coming. I am assured of this."
"I am assured that the privated videos will be back before dawn. I am assured of this."
"For trying to unfuck YAGOO when he's trying to drop hell on his own company. That's brilliant. Sir your archival is the only thing I have absolute confidence in."
"I am assured that Cover will address any allegations before anything is finalized. I am assured of this."

>BROADCASTINNNNN STANDARDS! I DON'T WANT NONE OF YOU LADIES CRYIN. GAMING STREAMS GOT TO GO. I EXPECT TO SEE CLEAN, PURTY, PLAYLISTS BY 0800 TOMORRA!
>More like Haachama? MORE LIKE HAACHAMA?
>YOUR PRIME MINISTER IZWATCHAN! AMERIKEE IZWATCAHN! BUT MORE IMPORTANT! YAGOO IZWATCHAN! MAKE NO MISTAKE! THERE! WILL! BE! NO! FUCK! UPS! CHUUBAS! AROUND THIS WORLD! WOULD GIVES THEY LEFT BREASTS TO BE! WHERE YOU ARE! ANYBODYNOTWANNASTREAM!

"Why didn't we do this in the first place? You're not thinking JAPANESE dude. See getting permissions is just what the Anti's expect us to do. Well if they expected us to get permissions, why did they get the videos copystriked? Because they're not PROFESSIONAL JAPANESE.

Coco? What about you?
I'm all squared away Yagoo
Coco look, we're all aware how much the Gens look up to you. Like to know what you're thinking.
I don't think so Yagoo
Coco, this is your chance to get a little something off your chest.
Are you asking me to speak frankly Yagoo?
Yes, well like...
Well Yagoo, it's just that you're incompetent Yagoo.
I'm doing the best I can
Yagoo it's not enough.

Anyone wanna stream Mario Kart?
What are you an idiot?!!
NEVER EVER LET NINTENDO INTO THIS CHANNEL AGAIN. Nobody lets Nintendo into the channel of the whole fucking Hololive corporation. It's bad luck.

Sir why'd you delete the videos?
DENYING THE ENEMY COPYRIGHT STRIKES

Sir, the main appeal of your star Holos is unreliable. Given the prevailing streaming conditions, using these permissions is like trying to titfuck an menhera airhead knight with chalk. When KY is clearly called for sir.

You'll have to deal with it Manager. We have four more streams to debut today. You want logistics, join Nijisanji. Hololive makes do.

In this one, Ray is Botan, Coco is Brad. Lamy is Trombley.
"I don't see any gaming streams."
"Why do we have to stream games?"
"Lamy shut up."
"I got streams!"
"Where?"
"Uh on my channel, my archived videos. Zatsudan, short MV, collab, two videos past the debut."
"Yeah got it! The views are increasing. You're cleared to incline!"
"Right on, right on!"
*Holo noises intensify*
"SUB MOTHERFUCKER SUB SUB!" "NICE!" "IT WORKED! IT WORKED!'
"Damn sucka, I just got some. Look at me Senpai. I'm over 200k now. Just like you. Cept I don't look like a Dragon and talk all gaijin-y"
*草*
-www

Ray as Coco
"Listen to this one. Dear Mrs. Idol."
"Idol? Fuck that."
"I am proud that you are being seiso and defending our country against the gaijins. They are bad and I am glad you are going to ignore them and not take money from them. I am glad that you are so seiso and I simp for you."
"Listen to this shit right here. Maybe you will be able to incline without having to appeal to gaijins. Japanese are always much better than Americans and it would be nice if no Holo had to speak English."
"Beta Otaku shit right there, where the fuck is this weak ass child from?"
"Tanigo Motoaki from Tokyo Japan"
"Dear YAGOO, Thank you for your nice letter but I am actually a US Dragon who was born to earn money whereas clearly you have mistaken me for some sort of semen sipping seiso Idolshit. And although Japanese yen probably appeals to Idol loving incels like you and your brethren, I happen to be a meme dealing, money crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to member my chat and defile their wallets. Idols suck a hairy asshole YAGOO. Chuubas are the motherfucking answer."

"I'm just saying I'm surprised is all Coco. I mean aren't you surprised?"
"Shut the fuck up."
"I mean...I'm betting that she was thinking that she could just, you know, leave a fully loaded model laying around, just like you could anywhere in Nijisanji you know? I mean you put your unfiltered opinions in Twitter or NND, I mean, your shit's gonna stay there guaranteed when you reincarnate as a Hololive with your name all changed and shit right? I mean seriously Holmes, why would our Anti brethren WANT 400 quotes about sex, corporate practices, and misgivings about the industry, I mean it just doesn't make any sense! Oh wait, you know they could be using all those screenshots for like a giant debut celebration! What do you think Coco?"
"I think it's time for you to shut the fuck up."

I just won a crown, that was pretty ninja.

"Sir, has any thought been given to restoring the streaming rights of that Holo that is suspended over there?"
"Actually that did come up. But it seems the Generation's supply of Aloe is now unaccounted for. The 5th Generation member we left last week? It is a smouldering heap of deleted videos and failed hopes in the forgiveness of the Japanese we are striving so hard to get along with."
"Well what does that mean sir?"
"Means we're on 4 members a Gen."

*Miko walks up to Suisei and the gang*
"Masaka Kami-sama. Are we that desperate for talent that we're clearing out the sick, the lame, the weebs?"
*Ohayos and greetings*
"How the fuck did you find us?"
"I came up with HoloEN."
"Shit the fucking gaijins dude?"
"Suisei, you're not gonna believe it. It has been madness since Day 1."
"What happened to your sickness and your hospital visits?"
"Yeah rocking the fucking side pipe with some Nurse hotties."
"Fuck that, I ain't had a video since July, I had to get some. But I seriously would not have jumped ship if it meant rolling with HoloEN."
"What. Clusterfuck?"
"They're off the hook! Dude, they don't speak any Japanese! Or games. They'll pull a zatsudan stream just to eat. And then they got to rollin in to these channels and doing these shows of force, you know, High Spec shit for fun. Like this one time, swear to god, they thought it'd be funny, to like all this lewd fanart. Like tentacle rape, used panties and shit, show little Americans what we're streaming for. This old /jp/fag comes storming out, starts screaming at our interpreter about how we're fucking up their culture, or some dumb shit right? And he's super fucking pissed, the oldfag starts to shitpost! HoloEN fucking freaks, they lob like 26 threads, they fuck up the whole board."
"Bullfuckingshit."
"Meidos saw the whole fucking thing."
"What?"
"THE Meidos?"
"Meidos fucking were standing there, with a janny crew from /v/. Splitting the whole fucking thread like it was a general thread on /vg/. These HoloEN fucks are like failed Twitch thots, professional artists, HoloJP rejects, and fucking meme streamers, you know what I mean? And they're lead by this wigger girl who is like, a nobody or some shit, in the Japanese underground rap scene, I swear to GOD, this motherfucker has got Japanenglish in her songs."
"This is so colossally retarded, I can't even say anything about it."
"Yagoo knows. He's been ducking us on the comms for the past couple weeks. But they're here now Suisei. And they're rollin with you."
"No fucking way, we're working with gaijins?"
*Excuse my Rudeness but could you please RIP in the distance* HoloEN rolls through speaking English. People cheer
"Check it out, if I'm lying I'm dying."
"Oh THAT'S a real VTuber."

"How come we're not streaming games yet?"
"Maybe because a certain severely retarded Company CEO by the name of YAGOO who, in his infinite retardation, suspended all Nintendo games. Thought he was being all cautious and shit, until Mio got a copyright strike, cause retard didn't check the archived videos."
"Coco..."
"There's layers of retardation that most people don't even know about. You should quote me on that."
"Look at this shit, how come we can't ever play a fun game, like AAA you know? How come games like that don't ever need Chuubas? I'll tell you why. It's lack of permissions that fucks companies up. Lack of permissons is the root fucking cause of all Hololive instability. If more Managers were getting quality permissions, there'd be no reason for us to come over here and play shit games like ARK. Cause a permission granted Manager is a happy Manager. "
"Coco. How much Asacoco have you ingested?"
"I'm on it like a Motherfucker Suisei! I'm YABAI YO dude!"
"Well no more of that shit. When you do Asacoco you can't shut up."
"Interesting theory though"
"Yeah, you should quote me on it. You know what you should definitely quote me on it. This whole fucking thing, it comes down to permissions. If you took the Cover legal team and made them work their asses for a weekend, no fucking Holocaust."
"So the Holocaust's not about Antis or Roommates?"
"No. In the opinon of this Chuuba, it's about permissions."
"And it's not about YAGOO?"
"No YAGOO's just part of the problem. Look, if YAGOO invested more in the permissions and infrastructure of Hololive, then he did on his fucking gayass idol concerts, than this company would be no more fucked up than say, Nijisanji."
"Coco! Please shut up. Thank you. Wake up Haachama. You're missing the Holocaust.

"Dude, what do you think they're saying?"
"Excuse me A-Chan. Tell the Kenzoku that we come in friendship. And A-chan is 'Herro, my autistic dumpsterfire of a Holo is going to fuck everything up if you don't believe that it was staff!"
"And the ESL's all 'WHAT ARE THEY SAYING? CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TRANSLATE?"
"And A-Chan is all, 'Dude these SEAmonkies love the fact that we are here. They fucking love Towa and they thought that those videos last night were fucking wicked. You Hololivers have spoken to a lot of ESLs. The ESLs were very stupid."
"And Towa's all, 'A-chan, I just left my mic on. Tell the nice SEAmonkey if he doesn't believe at least one lie I tell, I'll look very stupid and the other Chuubas will laugh at me.'"
"And A-chan's all 'Bitch, throw me a friggin bone here. How bout a friggin apology stream with a small suspension?"
"Bro and the ESLs all 'TMT! TMT! I WISH I UNDERSTOOD JAPANESE!' and A-chan's 'Towa, this SEAmonkey scum is totally bummed he can't save your career. He's got no money. But check it out! You can have this link to his discord!'"
"And Towa's all weepy and shit. Fucking lying whore."
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"Why didn't we do this in the first place?"
"You're not thinking JAPANESE dude. See getting permissions is just what the Anti's expect us to do."
"Well if they expected us to get permissions, why did they get the videos copystriked? Because they're not PROFESSIONAL JAPANESE."

Anyone wanna stream Mario Kart?
What are you an idiot?!!
NEVER EVER LET NINTENDO INTO THIS CHANNEL AGAIN. Nobody lets Nintendo into the channel of the whole fucking Hololive corporation. It's bad luck.

Manager, have you gotten any word about-
I only get what's passed on to me from A-Chan and the only word she gets is from Yagoo. If we're lucky, the Antis will back down, let the Holos play games, and we can go home. The important thing is we are doing our jobs by being here. All of you should be proud.
Sir that's not the word I was asking about. I was- we wanted to know if you knew anything about Rushia being a slut.
Anon the company manager offered no sitrep as to Rushia's status

Sir why'd you delete the videos?
DENYING THE ENEMY COPYRIGHT STRIKES

BROADCASTINNNNN STANDARDS! I DON'T WANT NONE OF YOU LADIES CRYIN. GAMING STREAMS GOT TO GO. I EXPECT TO SEE CLEAN, PURTY, PLAYLISTS BY 0800 TOMORRA!

Some of these are pretty dated, I doubt newfags will even know what they are referencing. But yes there was a dark time where there were no Nintendo games, then no games at all. It was the Holocaust. And my favorite line which I don't even have to change

"Can you believe that fucking retard is in charge of people?

"How come we're not streaming games yet?"
"Maybe because a certain severely retarded Company CEO by the name of YAGOO who, in his infinite retardation, suspended all Nintendo games. Thought he was being all cautious and shit, until Mio got a copyright strike, cause retard didn't check the archived videos."
"Coco..."
"There's layers of retardation that most people don't even know about. You should quote me on that."
"Look at this shit, how come we can't ever play a fun game, like AAA you know? How come games like that don't ever need Chuubas? I'll tell you why. It's lack of permissions that fucks companies up. Lack of permissons is the root fucking cause of all Hololive instability. If more Managers were getting quality permissions, there'd be no reason for us to come over here and play shit games like ARK. Cause a permission granted Manager is a happy Manager. "
"Coco. How much Asacoco have you ingested?"
"I'm on it like a Motherfucker Suisei! I'm YABAI YO dude!"
"Well no more of that shit. When you do Asacoco you can't shut up."
"Interesting theory though"
"Yeah, you should quote me on it. You know what you should definitely quote me on it. This whole fucking thing, it comes down to permissions. If you took the Cover legal team and made them work their asses for a weekend, no fucking Holocaust."
"So the Holocaust's not about Antis or Roommates?"
"No. In the opinon of this Chuuba, it's about permissions."
"And it's not about YAGOO?"
"No YAGOO's just part of the problem. Look, if YAGOO invested more in the permissions and infrastructure of Hololive, then he did on his fucking gayass idol concerts, than this company would be no more fucked up than say, Nijisanji."
"Coco! Please shut up. Thank you. Wake up Haachama. You're missing the Holocaust.

I'm gonna stream this game here RIGHT NOW
Sir, that's a cunt hair over an indie game sir. That's danger close for permissions.
Danger close?
Sir, "danger close" is a game within copyright striking distance of a friendly Chuuba. That would be us. AAA games, that's pretty much ontop of our heads.
Dumb motherfucker sir. Even the most akasupa'd Simp knows danger close.